Beans

About Beans

Breed

Mixed/Unknown

Sex

Male

Location

Orlando, FL

Adoption fee

125

Set and collected by Hunter's Village Rescue, not Everybarn.

From Hunter's Village Rescue

Meet Beans!! He is an 11-year-old hairless pitbull mix (yes, we know, exotic). Beans isn’t looking for a family to adopt him; he is looking for a family to claim absolute ownership over. If you’ve always wanted a pet that resembles the Crypt Keeper’s guard dog, your hyper-specific dream has finally come true. The Daily Schedule (According to Beans) The 2-Hour Dinner Warning: Every single day, exactly two hours before dinner time, Beans will initiate eye contact. He will not break it. He will then begin deploying his signature "smoker's bark" a sound that heavily implies he’s been puffing through two packs a day since 1996. The Midnight Hydration Audit: If you dare to let his water bowl drop below 100% capacity, you will wake up to Beans standing directly over your sleeping body, staring into your soul, and breathing hot, humid air onto your face.​​ The Wardrobe Change: Beans requires fresh pajamas daily. And don’t even think about buying the generic, unscented laundry detergent. He expects premium fabric softener, or he will file a complaint with HR. The Real Talk In all seriousness, Beans is an incredibly unique, quirky senior boy who is looking for a family with an excellent…

In the rescue's own words, as they published it.

How adopting Beans works

Hunter's Village Rescue decides every adoption: its application, its fee, its home check and its timing. Everybarn only shows this animal on the rescue's behalf, takes no payment and passes no messages.