April

About April

Breed

Mixed/Unknown

Sex

Female

Location

Ottawa, OH

Adoption fee

$295.00

Set and collected by Community Alley Trappers, not Everybarn.

From Community Alley Trappers

*** Prefers her companion to be human *** Are you looking for a roommate who looks like a burnt marshmallow but feels like a cloud? Meet April, the softest Tortie you’ll ever pet. Before you apply, please review her unique, factory-certified specifications: The Features The Sound System: April doesn’t "meow." That’s for basic cats. Instead, she comes equipped with a high-pitched squeak toy mechanism. Did she see a bird? Squeak. Is it breakfast? Squeak. Are you still sleeping? Squeak. Aerodynamic Steering: Her left ear is slightly bent and permanently leans to the right. We like to think she’s really into dabbing, she’s constantly trying to pick up satellite radio, or maybe she’s just perpetually confused by your life choices. The Turbo Button: Do not be fooled by her super soft plush exterior. April possesses a V8 engine fueled entirely by treats. She loves zoomies. One minute she’s napping, the next she is a tortie-colored blur defying the laws of gravity across your living room rugs. The Solitary Sovereign: April has a strict "No Out-Shining Me" policy. She must be the only animal in the kingdom. Other cats? Absolutely not. Dogs? Don't make her laugh. She demands 100% of the…

In the rescue's own words, as they published it.

How adopting April works

Community Alley Trappers decides every adoption: its application, its fee, its home check and its timing. Everybarn only shows this animal on the rescue's behalf, takes no payment and passes no messages.